Puns McGee

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nonspecific-ramblings:

bulletproofinblack:

puns from Roy Peter Clark’s Writing Tools

roommate!

CRESTFALLEN. THAT IS MY NEW FAVORITE PUN. OMG.

nonspecific-ramblings:

bulletproofinblack:

puns from Roy Peter Clark’s Writing Tools

roommate!

CRESTFALLEN. THAT IS MY NEW FAVORITE PUN. OMG.

What to do when the doorbell rings but you don’t want to be the one to get up and answer it

whatshouldwecallme:

ROOMMATE

puppies-and-dogs-oh-my:

Puppy dogs :)

semi-attractive:

when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understandimage

thecutestofthecute:

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

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the

- my essay (due tomorrow)

butterflydreamsx3:

I would do the same thing…

butterflydreamsx3:

I would do the same thing…

(Source: lumiereeternite)

  • voldemort: harry potter, the boy who lived, come to die.
  • harry:
  • harry:
  • harry: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

I’m just gonna bullshit it.

- my life motto for the past 20 years (via narcissasmalfoy)