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WHEN MY LESS DRUNK FRIEND TAKES CARE OF ME

howdoiputthisgently:

WE’RE LIKE:

Roommate, this reminded me of my graduation night, haha

http://simplypotterheads.com/post/96213213672/to-that-anon-that-i-think-was-asking-how-lord

simplypotterheads:

To that anon (that I think was asking how Lord Voldemort died in the books vs the movie): to sum it up very very briefly, Voldemort doesn’t combust and fly into the air like confetti at a birthday party. Voldemort’s body stays there. I think this is such an important part, both literally and…

I hate how they did the Battle of Hogwarts scene in the movie. It still bugs me.

  • fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
  • skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
  • skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
  • Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
  • skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111
  • fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
  • skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
  • skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
  • Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
  • skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111

genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

Can finally share my big news!!!

authorsarahdessen:

From PW: 

Ken Wright at Viking has bought a new novel by Sarah Dessen, her 12th, called Saint Anything; Regina Hayes will edit. The story is about a girl named Sydney who finds solace in a new love interest while dealing with the fallout from her older brother’s incarceration. Dessen said the novel touches on some of her favorite themes: “the joy and complications of family, first love, and how one friend can sometimes change everything.” It’s scheduled for release in 2015; Leigh Feldman of Writers House negotiated the deal for world rights. According to Viking, there are nine million copies of Dessen’s books in print.

I am SO excited to share this book with you guys. So excited!!

writing tip #925:

gr8writingtips:

love making up stories but don’t have the skills to write a novel? fox news is always hiring

mylittlefurballs:

She thinks we can’t see her.

albinwonderland:

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