puns from Roy Peter Clark’s Writing Tools
CRESTFALLEN. THAT IS MY NEW FAVORITE PUN. OMG.
Puppy dogs :)
when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understand
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
- my essay (due tomorrow)
a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?
okay, well what about the national democratic party?
what about interning at the united nations?
wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not
I’m just gonna bullshit it.
- my life motto for the past 20 years (via narcissasmalfoy)